FBI Director Robert Mueller comes to town to speak to the Denver Forum on April 13. Forum boss George Mitrovich wanted to give the top cop a key to the city - but discovered that Denver doesn't hand out keys to the city. And Mitrovich thought we were so enlightened. Now he thinks we should give him some Rox tix instead.

Sunday's N.Y. Times seemed less than enthusiastic about the upcoming season. It reports, "The Colorado Rockies, who finished last year in last place and have not finished better than fourth since 1997, made few personnel changes, fortifying the bullpen with Jose Mesa and Ray King. They were either high on their incumbent players or could not be bothered."

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