3) "The second claimant (Victoria Beckham) denied that she had cosmetic surgery when she was interviewed by Piers Morgan in April 2003. It is admitted that this was not true. It is admitted that the Second Claimant has had cosmetic breast surgery."

Wot! A fib? Recent court documents (on people.co.uk) pertaining to the Beckham's lawsuit against a British tabloid reveal why poor Posh will never get to be a real girl, just a wooden puppet.

1) "It can take up to 100 chinchillas to make one coat and Jennifer Lopez has one made of 80 of them, all killed by electrocution or having their necks snapped."

-- Sparkling conversationalist Natalie Imbruglia tells British Cosmo that it's better to be a lemming than a big chinchilla murderer like Jennifer Lopez.

2) "They make me feel ill. They're ugly, clammy, cold and flabby ... They terrify me. I hate all the folds of pimpled flesh and the disgusting grey wrinkles around their legs."

1) Lifestyle Extra (UK) reports that sales staff in London's posh shops mostly hate the in-store music they are subjected to at work and mostly what they hate are Britney's songs.

1) Nelly and Jermaine Dupree spent $10,000 at a strip club and then, feeling guilty, decided to spend the same amount on toys for needy kids, according to the New York Post. Is there something wrong with this story, or is it just us?

2) Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have announced that they will visit Pakistan to visit earthquake victims, whether the earthquake victims like it or not, and probably just as soon as Mr. Pitt learns to spell "Pakistan" and perhaps locate it on a map.

3) E! Online reports that Tom Cruise has bought his own sonogram machine to watch his baby with Katie Holmes develop in utero. Asked by Barbara Walters what he sees thus far, Cruise said, "A little baby."

4) "People must have gone, 'What does Ozzy Osbourne see in an overweight girl? Why hasn't he got some floozy, a blonde like a Rod Stewart kind of wife?' But there you've got the answer to the question. How many times have I been married and how many times have other people been married?"

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